Thursday, December 17, 2009
; Thursday, December 17, 2009
Hahaha. Cant stop laughing now. Was reading MLIA and found some really funny stories. Here's a few:
The other day, my annoying 6 year old sister's fish had died and went belly up from the abuse she gave it. My sister asks, "Is he playing dead?" I told her, "Told him to do that, I'll make him come back to life." So I yelled, "WAKE UP!" The fish suddenly became alive and swam around, and my sister fell to the ground motionless. I didn't know if I should call mom or high five the fish. MLIA
A few days ago, a girl in my class asked what a terrorist was. As we all looked at her in disbelief, the guy next to me says, "Oh my god, you're so dumb. A terrorist is like if I go to China, then I'm a terrorist." The teacher then looked at him and said, "You mean tourist right?" MLIA
Today I went to the store with my little sister. I left her alone for one second, and then I heard a crash. I turned around to see a mannequin on the ground and my sister standing over it. I asked her what happened she said "She pushed me first!" MLIA
I have a per bunny, Baxter, who loves to perform a little dance around my boyfriend's feet everytime he enters the room. I have always been jealous of all these attention Baxter gives my BF, until today, when I discovered that this "little dance" was actually a mating ritual. I understand now, I have a gay bunny. MLIA
My two friends (one boy and one girl) share a locker. Yesterday, the girl was away in the afternoon on a field trip. When the boy went to use her locker, another random kid walked up and said "hey, isn't this some girl's locker?" He then replied, "yeah, but i got a sex change." Today the girl was back and at her locker. The boy let her in on the little joke and when the random kid walked up, before he could ask her anything, she said "it just wasn't working our for me." They both have blonde hair, blue eyes, and the same height. He's convinced. MLIA
Today when I did my usual running leap into bed, my boyfriend finally asked me why I do that every time. I explained that I am terrified of the boogyman grabbing my feet from under the bed. He told me that was ridiculous and then proceeded to walk to my bed to climb in. My kitten then attacked his feet from under the bed. Ive never heard a man scream so loud. Told ya so. MLIA
The other day, my brother and I got in a little argument. He told me, "I wish you were dead!" So, instead of getting all emotional-I came up with a more sophisticated retort. I "fell" on the ground and proceeded to have a slightly violent fit with my eyes half open for about 10 seconds. I got up and started to walk away like nothing happened. The look on his face? Priceless. I think he learned his lesson. MLIA.
At the school library, I decided to see what the last person had copied so I pressed paste. What turned up was "why are you clicking paste without copying anything?" I looked at it in shock before laughing. MLIA.
Today in biology class my teacher found his laser pointer. Before he could start teaching I asked him what would happen if he pointed it into the fish tank. It turns out, they go crazy chasing it. Guess what we did for the rest of the class? MLIA
Today I was in my Planet Earth lecture where we were learning about evolution. My teacher started his sentence, "Fish are..." and at the same time everyone in the hall yelled "FRIENDS, not food!" Possibly the best class ever! Thanks Nemo! MLIA
HAHAHA.
